Because I now need Samuel L. Jackson to give the egg salad speech. This is a huge hole in my life! Way to go, AK!
Originally posted by dark_aegis
at This is a @#(&% Egg Salad Sandwich - By Nick Fury
Because this is awesome, I am copying something that my good friend AK sent to me. This is a speech we should have seen in the Avengers... (paraphrased from the similar speech from Mystery Men):
This is a @#(&% Egg Salad Sandwich - By Nick Fury
Nick Fury: This is a MF egg salad loaded with cholesterol. My wife won't even let me touch it.
Hardly seems to matter now. Chances are, we're already MF dead.
Hulk is gone.
There's no use waiting for the MF cavalry, because, as of now, the MF cavalry is us.
Yeah, but I don't wanna get MF frakulated.
This is our MF fight, whether we like it or not.
We're not your classic superheroes.
We're not the favorites. We're the MF other guys.
We're the guys nobody ever MF bets on.
But I'll tell you what I think.
You and that MF bow of yours have an appointment you must keep.
Natasha, I think it's time you were seen.
Captain, you have trained us well.
Thor, you might just have given us the edge we MF need.
...in all the years I've known you, I've never seen you walk away from a fight.
You blew up a city bus once.
I think you've got what it takes to handle MF Loki.
We're all in over our heads, and we know it.
But if we take on this MF fight, those of us who survive it...
...will forever after show our MF scars with pride and say:
"That's right. I was there. I fought the MF good fight. "
So, what do you say?
Do we all gather together and go kick some Loki butt...
...or do I eat this MF sandwich?