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infinite loop; statler&waldorf vs. MST3K
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Because I now need Samuel L. Jackson to give the egg salad speech. This is a huge hole in my life! Way to go, AK!

Originally posted by dark_aegis at This is a @#(&% Egg Salad Sandwich - By Nick Fury
Because this is awesome, I am copying something that my good friend AK sent to me. This is a speech we should have seen in the Avengers... (paraphrased from the similar speech from Mystery Men):

This is a @#(&% Egg Salad Sandwich - By Nick Fury

Nick Fury: This is a MF egg salad loaded with cholesterol. My wife won't even let me touch it.
Hardly seems to matter now. Chances are, we're already MF dead.
Hulk is gone.
There's no use waiting for the MF cavalry, because, as of now, the MF cavalry is us.
Yeah, but I don't wanna get MF frakulated.
This is our MF fight, whether we like it or not.
We're not your classic superheroes.
We're not the favorites. We're the MF other guys.
We're the guys nobody ever MF bets on.
But I'll tell you what I think.
You and that MF bow of yours have an appointment you must keep.
Natasha, I think it's time you were seen.
Captain, you have trained us well.
Thor, you might just have given us the edge we MF need.
And, Tony... all the years I've known you, I've never seen you walk away from a fight.
You blew up a city bus once.
I think you've got what it takes to handle MF Loki.
We're all in over our heads, and we know it.
But if we take on this MF fight, those of us who survive it...
...will forever after show our MF scars with pride and say:
"That's right. I was there. I fought the MF good fight. "
So, what do you say?
Do we all gather together and go kick some Loki butt...
...or do I eat this MF sandwich?
Title: Not Worth the Hassle (but dark_aegis hugged it and petted it and squeezed it and called it George)
Author: nnwest
Fandoms: The Avengers/Marvel Cinematic Universe & Doctor Who
Rating: G
Word count: ~1200
Summary: In which Agent Phil Coulson of the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division refuses to complicate his nice, simple op by tasing the guy with the blue box. Even if he might want to... Set pre-Iron Man in the MCU; post-Rose for DW.
A/N: Very special thanks to dark_aegis for doing everything that I've come to rely on dark_aegis for--several of which, if I told you about them, I'd have to kill you or just be very, very embarrassed by. This is my first fic in four years! Because Avengers and the MCU are extremely shiny right now. Concrit very welcome. No infringement intended.

The action zone was small compared to what he was used to dealing with...Collapse )
infinite loop; statler&waldorf vs. MST3K
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4th-May-2012 10:06 pm(no subject)
infinite loop; statler&waldorf vs. MST3K
sci fi fantasy - Scooby Doo Vs. Doctor Who
31st-Mar-2012 05:14 pm - Oh irony...
oh my head - Romana; DW
It's World Backup Day and my PC has crashed. Lovely week I'm having. /o\

*fingers crossed* the laptop doesn't die.
18th-Mar-2012 12:32 pm - The $8 billion iPod - I haz one!
chaos - my work here is done; Sherlock
The exciting field of Copyright Math!

15th-Mar-2012 09:44 am - Eddie's gonna be there!?
*pout* - Alex; A2A
Gah! The Reason Rally just signed on Eddie Izzard to speak. I really wish I could get there, but it isn't going to happen. *pout*
11th-Mar-2012 12:54 pm - The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey
Spammity spam! Another vid. I'll just leave this here....
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